Burnout Mode Engaged White Tee

IF THEY PUT PROTEIN IN CIGARETTES I’M BECOMING AN ATHLETE Black Tee

Ever since I was a child I knew I wanted a cigarette White Tee

TAKE OFF YOUR SMART GLASSES. I’M ABOUT TO LIE. White Tee

I WAS FAKE BEFORE AI Black Tee

I WANT A MAN WHO CAN PASS A CAPTCHA Black Tee

LISTED AS QUESTIONABLE BY MY WIFE White Tee

YOUR SECRET IS SAFE UNLESS BRUNCH GETS QUIET Black Tee

FOR THE FBI AGENT WATCHING: THIS IS MY GOOD SIDE Black Tee

MY PHONE FOLDS TOO. IT JUST DOESN’T WORK AFTER. Black Tee

I’M NOT INVOLVED BUT PLEASE KEEP ME UPDATED Black Tee

I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME THINGS I LOVE KNOWING White Tee

I'VE BEEN BOYCOTTING ED SHEERAN'S MUSIC SINCE BEFORE IT WAS COOL Black Tee

FANTASY FOOTBALL. REAL DIVORCE Black Tee

I DIDN’T NEED A BOYCOTT TO AVOID A WIZARD CONVENTION Black Tee

FOR THAT PRICE THE GALLAGHERS CAN FIGHT AT MY HOUSE White Tee

PLEASE DO NOT DISCUSS PICKLEBALL AROUND ME UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE Black Tee

YOU HAD TO BE THERE. I LEFT. Black Tee

Who's Aviv and what are we telling him? White Tee

Cool Disaster In Progress White Tee

YOUR EX TEXTED Black Tee

This Is My Bad Idea White Tee

Unqualified And Thriving White Tee

Underqualified For This Life White Tee